Ask Dr. Moorehead

Medical advice from renowned mender of ill humours.
If you are overweight and going to use soap, you might as well use La Parle.  

If you are overweight and going to use soap, you might as well use La Parle.  

Looks before comfort - Doctor’s orders!

Looks before comfort - Doctor’s orders!

A Short History of Medicine
2000 B.C. - “Here, eat this root.”
1000 B.C. - “That root is heathen, say this prayer.”
1850 A.D. - “That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.”
1940 A.D. - “That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.”
1985 A.D. - “That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.”
2000 A.D. - “That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.”

I offer a robust endorsement of Hood’s Sarsaparilla.  It does wonders for one’s  lasciviousness and lechery, and I ain’t lion!

I offer a robust endorsement of Hood’s Sarsaparilla.  It does wonders for one’s  lasciviousness and lechery, and I ain’t lion!

My newest patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

Here is some trusty research from a famed colleague.

Here is some trusty research from a famed colleague.

My advice… cut plug tobacco or no tobacco at all.

My advice… cut plug tobacco or no tobacco at all.

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

I do not mean to boast, but when I saw this ad I realized how ahead of the curve I am.  I have been warning patients of careless sneezing for years.  

I do not mean to boast, but when I saw this ad I realized how ahead of the curve I am.  I have been warning patients of careless sneezing for years.  

The operation was a complete success, but the patient died of something else.