If you are overweight and going to use soap, you might as well use La Parle.
Looks before comfort - Doctor’s orders!
A Short History of Medicine
2000 B.C. - “Here, eat this root.”
1000 B.C. - “That root is heathen, say this prayer.”
1850 A.D. - “That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.”
1940 A.D. - “That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.”
1985 A.D. - “That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.”
2000 A.D. - “That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.”
I offer a robust endorsement of Hood’s Sarsaparilla. It does wonders for one’s lasciviousness and lechery, and I ain’t lion!
Here is some trusty research from a famed colleague.
My advice… cut plug tobacco or no tobacco at all.
I do not mean to boast, but when I saw this ad I realized how ahead of the curve I am. I have been warning patients of careless sneezing for years.